We are the one, two, three, SORLUSERS!

What up everybody, I am Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports

facts.

My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

What's up everyone, I'm Eddie, I know the least about sports, but I'm your average sports

viewer, your fan, I just don't know the who's who's or the what's what's what's up you guys,

I am from the north, I get people all the time that says they love I'm a Midwesterner, I'm

from that upper peninsula Michigan, I'm a guys guy, alpha male, I'm the guy you want

to take to the bar with you and I also love to bet.

There you go, that's me I'm Ray.

There you go, that's and it helps when you say your name.

And if we sound different, we're in a different room right now and I just want to tell the

two of you guys, we're in a small room so there's no farting, I already smell something

a little funky, I don't know who it was.

That was definitely me, yeah, yeah, before you guys came in, don't do that, it's tight

quarters.

Yeah, our regular studios being used for something so we are in a side studio with two

mics, so it's going to be, here we go, oh Eddie lean in, Ray lean in, I got my own

mic, whatever, here we go, we'd like to start this show off with a little game called

Would you rather, would you rather not be allowed to wash your hands for a month or not

wash your hair for a month?

Oh, see the washing of the hair you can get away with, I remember in college there were

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