57: Skepticrat057 - Arpaio Pardon Edition
The Skepticrat
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🗓️ 4 September 2017
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode: Eli guesses it rained or something somewhere ... The future of humanity lies in the balance of a dick measuring contest between psychopaths ... And lots of stupid Irish people lose money when one of the best boxers of all time beats a not-boxer at boxing.
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Headline Links:
Arpaio pardon: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/the-long-lawless-ride-of-sheriff-joe-arpaio-20120802 http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/25/politics/sheriff-joe-arpaio-donald-trump-pardon/index.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2017/08/30/legal-challenge-to-arpaio-pardon-begins/?utm_term=.c6651ecb06b1 https://twitter.com/phoenixnewtimes/status/901263384087334914?lang=en
NK fires missile over Japan https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/28/world/asia/north-korea-missile.html?mcubz=1
Trump to announce DACA decision on Tuesday: http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/348906-white-house-daca-decision-coming-tuesday
Flood in Texas, lots of explosions: https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-harvey/harvey-danger-major-chemical-plant-near-houston-likely-explode-facility-n797581 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arkema-deregulationus59a9ab48e4b0dfaafcf05c5e?section=us_politics
Mayweather beats McGregor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FloydMayweatherJr.vs.Conor_McGregor
Pentagon fesses up to how many troops are in Afghanistan: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/30/afghanistan-troop-levels-trump-242186
Trump wrong about a bunch of stuff: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-tower-wiretapus59aaf8f3e4b0b5e530ff0a63?section=uspolitics http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-reads-fake-version-of-own-speechus59a9a7e4e4b0dfaafcf04e6e?section=uspolitics http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/trump-interrupts-harvey-relief-mission-to-snipe-at-press-about-the-size-of-his-hands/ http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/donald-trump-cant-donate-1-million-from-his-foundation-to-houston-because-its-under-investigation/
Kenyan Supreme Court annuls presidential election: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41123329
Cops only kill black people: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/08/georgia-cop-remember-kill-black-people/
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| 0:00.0 | Trying to impress the in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:03.0 | At our Goss, they've up to 25% on selected homeware, |
| 0:06.0 | and make your guests feel at home with comfy habitat cushions and festive spice candles. |
| 0:11.0 | Careful, they might stay until New Year's. |
| 0:13.0 | This Christmas, there's more to Argos. Shop online now. |
| 0:17.0 | Subject to availability of Forens 24th of December. It's Monday. |
| 0:33.2 | September 4th. |
| 0:34.6 | And the word of the day is Plurorectal, which means possessing more than one but hole. |
| 0:40.7 | Used in a sentence, Eli thought he was making up the word pleuro rectal and made a joke at the |
| 0:45.4 | expense of what he believed to be a made-up community of pleuro rectalists. |
| 0:50.4 | But it turns out they do exist, and responded angrily and really tore him a new one |
| 0:55.0 | Okay, I just want to leave my mistakes behind I mean in the past fuck |
| 1:02.0 | T'n't gonna happen, bro. |
| 1:04.0 | No illusions. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm Heath Enwright, semi-colan, and broadcasting delay. |
| 1:11.0 | From America's far center, we are the Skeptocrats. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, on episode 57. |
| 1:17.0 | I guess it rained or something somewhere. |
| 1:19.0 | Something like that. |
| 1:21.0 | The future of humanity lies in the balance of a dick measuring |
| 1:23.9 | contest between psychopaths. And lots of stupid Irish people lose money when one of the best |
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