This is a headgum original.

Previously on the headgum podcast.

Your tailor is yapping your ear off about how you can't taper your jeans ankle openings to four inches because that's impossibly small and your feet won't fit through the hole.

What would John do?

I've gone through this exact scenario, and I'm not joking.

This is on Wall Street.

There's a tailor that I went to, and he told me, are you sure your feet are going to fit

through it?

And I just kept pestering him saying yes.

And lo and behold, the customer was always right, and I was the customer.

Nice.

Really confusing way of putting that?

I did pick up the pants.

I'm wearing them right now, actually.

And they do fit.

You stand up, it's tucks pants.

They're impossibly tight.

All the right tightness in the wrong places. Oh yeah we're wearing jeans. Oh, Who was delayed to us?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Interesting. I'm scared. The same.

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