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Ghostrunners

57 - Is Quicksand Real?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Brad is going to the lake... it's in rural Texas. Jake has a mustache and can't pronounce the word rural. Joe Biden gives us a juicy one liner again. We give advice to high school seniors about to go to college. Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So Jake sometime in the next few weeks we're gonna double record because daddy's going on vacation and daddy is you that is correct

0:09.0

Brad Brad the dad is going on Vacation with Catherine's family.

0:15.7

What are we talking? Dubai, New Zealand, Lake outside of Dallas.

0:21.6

Oh! We usually go to the beach, but for I don't even know what reason

0:29.1

we chose to go to the lake this year instead of the beach. No reason?

0:33.0

Honestly, I don't know it.

0:34.4

I'm sure there is one, but it's like,

0:36.8

I think they were just like, hey, let's do something different.

0:39.4

But the beach, the beach.

0:41.9

Here's what will be fun. Let's go to a smaller body of water that really

0:45.9

anyone could dump anything into at any time that doesn't move so it always

0:50.1

smells great. If you love mosquitoes and larva, you'll love this vacation.

0:56.0

Let's not go whale watching, let's go check out that robbing bass over there with the seaweed

1:00.3

all over it. Oh, look at its ribcage, cool, get Hattie over here.

1:04.3

Oh, hey.

1:08.8

Come on down to the theme song. Good luck.

1:13.0

Uh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh,

1:15.0

ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

1:18.0

I think the sight beak means that it's going down

1:21.0

with some random thoughts.

1:25.0

Oh, Wawaawa, Wawa,

1:27.2

Wawa, wawa, wawa,

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