57: Confidence

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2014

⏱️ 45 minutes

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In this episode we discuss how to win a fight, how to accept a gift, and how to estimate the size of a penis.
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0:00.0	You, if I were you I'd tell me e-mail to Jake and I'll be cool tell you what they would do
0:10.0	If they were C and G's if you please make sure you're true about Schent's
0:15.6	C and G's if you please make sure you're true about Schent's C and G's if you please make sure
0:22.0	I'm crushed.
0:23.0	That's great.
0:24.0	Yeah, I was like a little, uh, little Apple commercial.
0:27.0	I have put your pants back on.
0:29.4	Okay, all right, you see Dustin
0:31.5	you've been painting a picture of me
0:34.2	that I don't want people to see.
0:35.9	I know.
0:36.7	My fans are on and I resent what you're doing.
0:39.3	This is an assassination of my character actually.
0:42.0	It's assassination, it's defamation
0:44.2	and I'd like to make some reclamation for my character.
0:47.5	And I offer everybody an explanation.
0:49.4	That was Carla Haynes from Australia.
0:53.6	Oh, damn, she's...
0:55.8	She's so far away from me.
0:57.2	Is she hot?
0:58.1	No, that's not what I care about.
0:59.3	You can't just say that and then say that's not what you care about.
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