#56b: Gayest Podcast Ever (the gayer part)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2012

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Justin Martindale, Shawn Halpin and I talked in my hotel room about Justin's qualifications to run for mayor of gay. This episode is unbelievably gay. If you're Christian, you probably shouldn't listen to it. Unless you're a Catholic priest, then it might turn you on.

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0:00.0	Hello you guys and welcome to Ari Shapiro's skeptic tank.
0:29.2	This is part B, the second part, you guys know it B is of the GANS podcast ever, it was
0:39.3	not super gay in the first part and now it ramps up to a whole new level of
0:46.4	gaitum. You guys seriously it's gonna be so fucking enjoyable for you when
0:51.0	you're listening to it. I don't even want to say anything, just listen to it and
0:57.0	you'll enjoy it. A lot of people are do not like that I am started to split up
1:02.6	these podcasts into two parts. Even though it's still the same out per week it's
1:07.6	still like you get the same I'm just splitting up in the middle somewhere. Just I'll
1:11.2	tell you why it's because my ad guy and my agent said that if you split him up
1:16.0	then you could say the the stuff about Amazon first and the stuff about Game
1:20.9	Fly those are my sponsors Amazon.com and Gamefly.com and I get that they're
1:27.2	they're right to like I some people don't like splitting them up but some people
1:30.1	don't listen to the whole thing like all the way through it's not because
1:33.2	people don't it's just like I've seen the stats on iTunes and like the
1:38.5	shocking majority of people listen to about 52% of this podcast and then stop it
1:45.6	and that's if you guys are loyal listeners at all skeptics we call you guys
1:49.9	skeptics I don't know but that's when it really ramps up right isn't that usually
1:55.4	when it gets like super good I mean sometimes it's good it's like good in the
1:58.4	middle in the beginning but usually it's like pretty good in the beginning and
2:01.6	then it starts getting like really good and funny as we start getting more
2:05.0	comfortable I don't know but the point is I'm not gonna shorten the the length of
2:10.0	the podcast I'm just gonna split it up a little bit and here's the deal I'll try
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