I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far, and I'm too sexy for my

hat, too sexy for my hat, what do you think I'm gonna have?

I'm a morgue, you know what I mean, and I do my looter on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk.

Hello everybody, and welcome to the gayest podcast ever. I'm Ari Shapiro, and this is Ari Shapiro's skeptic tank.

On today's episode, myself and my co-host, Sean Halpin, interview our friend Justin Martin Dale about quite possibly the gayest 24-hour experience that anyone's ever had in their lives.

If you get sick ended all by hearing homosexual activities, then I guess turn this off, but if you're one of those people who doesn't think it'll turn you into someone gay, simply by hearing a gay experience, then you should enjoy this because it's fucking apeshit crazy.

I had my friend Halpin, Sean Halpin, co-host with me because he's a fat Texas redneck.

So I thought what better way to temper all the homosexual thoughts and details that I'm gonna hear from Justin Martin Dale, from Twinkle Toe's Martin Dale, then a fat Texas redneck.

So that's what I did. We just talked about quite possibly the gayest 24-hour period in human existence. Justin has taken it to new levels. It's so fucking hilarious.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy it. Texas, by the way, Dallas, Addison, the improv was amazing. Went to a Ranger game. It was super fun.

It was just a real fun time. The crowds were great. People came out in droves and they liked that new t-shirt. I have my tour t-shirt.

But the shows were all really stupendous. So thank you guys for coming out to that. And La Jolla, by the way, I just got back. And it was like three straight days for the 420 shows, 420 and 421. It was like three straight days of being stoned. It was pretty fun.

Upcoming, in terms of stand-up, I have a few big gigs. I'm recording my album in Denver at the Comedy Works on May 12th. I'll be there May 10th, May 11th and May 12th, but I'm recording my album on May 12th.

So if you guys are there, if you live there, if you know cool people that live there, tell them to come out to the improv. Not to the improv. To the Comedy Works in Denver. Not to the improv. There's an improv there. It's not at the improv. It's at the Comedy Works in downtown Denver.

It's one of the funnest clubs in the country. So come to that May 12th Saturday. But if you can't come to that, come May 11th and May 10th, because that'll be fun too. Also, I have Kansas City at Stanford Suns May 16th through May 20th.

And Fox Woods in Connecticut, in June, and also Cubs in San Francisco. I'm finally going to San Francisco. And what better way to promote a San Francisco gig than with the Gayers Podcast ever?

I'll be in San Francisco on June 13th, a Wednesday, one show only at Cubs Comedy Club. So let's fill it up so it'll be rocking. And I go straight from there Sacramento.

So lots of good shows, lots of fun times. Also this week, I'll be in Moontower at the Moontower Comedy Festival doing a couple shows. So if you're in Austin, come check that out and have fun with me.

In terms of sponsors, I should just say this really quickly. You guys have been doing it, and I really appreciate it if you'll continue to do it. But I have two deals. I have GameFly.com. If you go to GameFly.com.

You can sign up for a two week free trial, and then GameFly. It doesn't cost you anything. You can cancel after two weeks. The GameFly kicks me some cash to help keep the podcast going.

So I'd appreciate it to do that. GameFly.com slash Ari. Also, if you go to Amazon, if you guys shop at all at Amazon, go through my website. There's a link on my website on the right side of my website.

AriTheGreat.com. That's where all the standup dates are too. But if you go, there's a link through there. And if you shop on Amazon, just click that link and then do all your shopping afterwards. Like once you click that link, it registers is like you went through my website.

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