569: Jay Anderson

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Jay Anderson, UFO and paranormal researcher, joins the DTFH!

For more from Jay follow Project Unity on Twitter and YouTube!

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg.

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0:00.0	He's not a decorated soldier, though he says he is, but he conquered my heart.
0:26.5	He's not a decorated soldier, though he says he is, but he conquered my heart.
0:36.5	He's not a decorated soldier, though he says he is, but he conquered my heart.
0:46.5	If you call him out, a war's gonna start, because he's my special man.
0:54.5	I know he ordered all his medals online, but when he takes off his uniform, he looks so fine.
1:02.5	When he spits in my mouth, it tastes like fine wine, and when he's in my foxhole, I feel just like I'm dying.
1:12.5	Stolen Valor stole my heart. He'd be Picasso if kids were an art.
1:22.5	And if you call him out, a war's gonna start, because he's my special man.
1:42.5	Stolen Valor stole my heart. He'd be Picasso if kids were an art.
1:58.5	And if you call him out, a war's gonna start, because he's my special man.
2:12.5	That was Lee Carlson doing a cover of Tamer of Funce Controversial, yet amazing song Stolen Valor.
2:20.5	And I am Duncan Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast.
2:28.5	If you don't know me, I'm a nepoto baby. My father owns Raytheon, and I'm currently living on one of his vineyards.
2:34.5	I'm here because last summer, I had a psychotic episode because of some tainted toad venom that I got from an unscrupulous shaman in Daytona Beach.
2:48.5	I'm doing much better now, but I still have jagged nights and rough days.
2:54.5	And I am still in continent, though my therapist say that if I continue on the trajectory that I'm on pretty soon, I should be able to use the bathroom the way I used to use the bathroom.
3:07.5	And I'm really looking forward to that.
3:10.5	Another of my therapist suggested that to spend my time here on the vineyard in a productive way, I should do a podcast.
3:17.5	And that is what you are listening to. And I'm so glad that you're here.
3:22.5	You can find me on Instagram at Duncan Trussell right now. I'm just posting the exact same picture of a stone next to one of the trees outside of my father's vineyard.
3:36.5	And I've been doing that ever since last summer. You might think it's the same picture of the stone, but I'm just taking it at the same time.
3:44.5	The lighting is different. I use Photoshop to make the stone look exactly the same.
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