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🗓️ 16 March 2018
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Steve Simeone, a comedian and writer, seen on Comedy Central's "This Is Not Happening" and heard as the host of the "Good Times With: Steve Simeone" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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1:13.6 | You make yourself a little antioxidant type smoothie. You get a little, you get a little SIE, you get a little cherry extract to take the soil inside of your muscles. |
1:24.5 | You put a banana in there, some blueberries and you throw a little bit of that hemp for our force, SIE protein in it and you blend that up. Your dick gets hard for fucking three weeks. You understand me? |
1:36.5 | You want to keep walking around with soft dick or you want your dick to be fucking pink? Like it's ready to stab a mother fucking the lung. You understand me? You got to go to the dot com and press in church. Boom. When your temp is on off to live it straight to your fucking closet. |
1:50.8 | I also want to give a shout out to the greenhouse juice house on Lancashire McCross on the lonely theater. Those motherfuckers are growing heat in there. Do you understand me? When I'm tying your heat. I even had kale for the fucking first time in the other day because they don't put the stems in it. |
2:05.6 | They just put the leaves a little pineapple juice, little coat, they call it kale calada. Are you fucking nuts or what? Again pineapple juice. |
2:13.4 | Release the fucking soreness in your muscles after you jump up and down all day with a bunch of fucking savages. |
2:18.9 | So I want to give a shout out to the greenhouse. Lee, kick that fucking meal. |
2:26.3 | Here we go. We had a little fuck up yesterday. So we got to get wheel of walk up back on fucking Lee fucked up the podcast. |
2:35.6 | But it's not his fault. It's my fault. I got him too high. I even got too high. I got lost on my daughter's ballet. I even made it late to pizza. |
2:44.8 | But it's a church or what's happening now. I never let you down. I always show up with something. And today I got the best. |
2:52.2 | The best in my world. Mr. Steve Simone. The Jew killer. The Christ killer right next to him. |
3:00.4 | This is like a meeting of the mind on a fucking Thursday. You understand me? |
3:12.8 | If you 18 hang up now. Here we go. Kick that motherfucker meal. Time for a fun hit motherfucker. It's Thursday. |
3:23.0 | Kick out the jam as people. |
3:30.4 | uity GETS |
4:00.4 | fire fights inarias fire cocktail |
4:19.6 | but you fearganacha or what fire |
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