566: Upsell the Apple Butter

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2012

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Monday with dirty Obama, licorice hats, Nadia Goiter and Marc's Amish dog.

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0:00.0	Thank you for joining us at the Mike O'Mara show. We take you now to the White House Correspondence Dinner as it might have gone if the President had been less funny and less kind.
0:10.0	Oh man.
0:14.0	shit.
0:15.0	How you all do?
0:17.0	How's everybody?
0:18.0	Everybody all right?
0:20.0	You down there, you're okay?
0:22.0	Good evening.
0:23.0	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:25.6	children of all ages, I guess that's the circus, huh?
0:27.7	What the hell is that all?
0:30.1	We'll see all the correspondence here.
0:31.8	How you do it? Hey, look at there's Chuck Todd. Yeah, Chuck Todd how you do it you little
0:36.8	bicker? Oh my God you are so ugly. You are understand your mother's put a pork shop around you next to the dog would play with you truck.
0:47.0	Mother faker.
0:50.0	Wow. All you know, to all the Secret Services here, ladies and gentlemen, to all the Secret Service is here, ladies and gentlemen,
0:53.3	you have the Secret Service just finished giving a Kim Kardashian,
0:56.6	her two-hour pat-down, huh?
0:58.0	What are you doing?
1:00.0	Oh, shit.
1:01.8	Really, how you know it? And Hillary Clinton, I'd like to say thank you to my Secretary of State.
1:07.1	She wished luck at this dinner, and I wished her luck getting her ass a little smaller,
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