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Sarah, from Haypray!

Uh-huh.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah from Hey Phrase.

Woo!

It's a podcast.

Oh my God.

Okay, we're 25 minutes late.

I feel like this is the Paul War production, so we logged on 25 minutes.

We said, oh, heck, it just starts a 10.15.

We didn't as much as 30 minutes later. I love to save the shade for later. But no, let's open the show with some shade. Shout out. Everybody who watches us live has probably watched us for years. You know the show. You know that we adore Paul Wharton, who has been on this show for many years on and off as a recurring guest. Anyway, the best part about him, though, is he's always late. Always. And today we are super late. We said, I said 10.15 on my social media. I promoted that A.J. is back. All these great things. But at Fox 5, I've been like a longtime contributor there. My boss does a political podcast where essentially he just talks politics and I like debate him once in a while and then he just keeps

talking. So anyway, so I had to do his show because the debate was last night, right? So we had to

talk all about the debates, which I want to know your opinion on. But that's why I am now 22 minutes late, essentially, to doing our show. And it's almost like Paul Wharton would say, sweetie, sweetie, just hit live. Tell everybody I'm coming in, fashionably late, you know? And we like, get the helipad pad ready for me as I arrive in style. Okay, well, I'll just wait for you. I know. And the last time I think this was why how you became a full-time co-host on the show was he said, sweetie, sweetie, I'm taking a vacation. I'm going to be traveling the world, sweetie. And I might have some work done, sweetie. And so I'll be gone for two months, but just tell everybody to anticipate my return in February.

I was like, I can't continue, like, then you're not the co-host of the show anymore. Like, okay, bye. In the meantime, I'll just eat some curdled cottage cheese and wait for you, I guess. Like, what I like? Can I just tell you, I need an endorsement by these guys. They are amazing. Have you guys ever had good culture?

Cottage cheese.

This is the best.

We'll see.

Who eats cottage cheese?

This is the best. We'll see. Who eats cottage cheese besides myself and your 80-year-old grandmother and maybe your child? It's so delicious, though, AJ. It's whole milk, cottage cheese. It's the best. I usually eat it as a dessert with some peaches, some caramelized peaches, but you just like scarf that down for breakfast.

I just, I, you don't even put honey in there?

It's just so bland. as a dessert with some peaches, some caramelized peaches, but you just like scarf that down for

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