Greetings friends, it's me Duncan and this is the Dugga Trustle Family Hour Podcast

and I welcome you to the sweet shores of this audio podcast.

Yeah sure, we don't have video yet, like some of the fancy pants out there.

I don't have a neon sign behind me.

I don't have a potted plant behind me.

I don't have some perfect set, 4K cameras filming my beautiful body.

I always naked, I haven't worn clothes in 5 years.

But what I do have is a deep, resonant, powerful voice that often gets compared with some of the great world leaders of our time.

And I'm lucky that I have that.

I'm grateful that I have that.

But most importantly, I think I have to reveal the reason my voice sounds like this.

The reason my voice was described by Time Magazine as the archetype for positive masculinity.

Baratone yet sweet.

Booming like thunder yet soft as a flower is not just because of my incredible genetics.

Not just because of the fact that I was actually created in a government program,

which is now not funded anymore, unfortunately.

It was a really real pain in the ass for me because I can't get any of my cocaine gel that they used to give me when I woke up.

But the real reason for the my voices like this is because of ozempic.

Yeah, I've been using big fat turkey baster blasts of ozempic.

A lot of people take ozempic in lots of ways.

My method is I mix it in with my own blood.

And this is going to sound disgusting if you don't know the science, some of my excrement throwing some ozempic.

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