566. - Chris Ryan

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Chris Ryan is the Editorial Director at The Ringer and host of The Watch, amongst many other podcasts. We chat about CB getting his car towed, big salads, Bhad Bhabie made a lot of money, is he out of a job now that all anyone does is talk about TV, you're not allowed to use assisted navigation when driving around your hometown, how long it took him to go to a soccer match, as an always-on podcaster we miss the release of clocking out from work, working at a record store while growing up, the Silverlake Sweetgreen parking lot, LA is not a burger and beer at the bar kinda town, he gives us some live pod pointers, growing up in Philly, and he reveals the Boston emo-violence band he played one legendary show in. twitter.com/chrisryan77 twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone is here? It is Thursday you're listening Friday. I hope you're having a bomb ass Friday. Chris, what's up with you, bro?
0:24.4	Oh, it's, I'm, I'm kind of feeling it, TJ, to be honest. I've had a lot of stuff happen that.
0:31.5	Did you run out of microdose? No, no dose is don't worry it's still fine that's not a problem
0:37.2	No, it's just you know my my street is a fucking mess because they're trimming the trees
0:42.1	So it's just a shit show out here.
0:44.4	Guys everywhere, no parking available. But yeah, then in the last episode,
0:49.6	while we were recording, my vehicle got towed I haven't been towed since I was
0:56.7	probably 20 years old you know like just but I had I'd parked in a red zone
1:01.8	which is something I tend to do because there's a great spot right in front of the house that usually I'm rarely ticketed for that but I mean it is shocking that you last that you went that long parking potentially hundreds of times in a red zone in West Hollywood a notoriously
1:19.6	Parking attendant yes, you know friendly you know, friendly zone.
1:23.4	They respected my city of industry.
1:25.6	They respected my genus for years, it seems like,
1:28.8	and kept me off the shit list, but this time there was an added bonus because of my kind of
1:36.2	lack of concentration being spread too thin I did forget to pay my registration
1:40.0	for maybe a full year. So I was rocking the 2020,
1:45.0	I was rocking the 2022 sticker.
1:48.0	Yeah.
1:49.0	And they love when that happened.
1:50.0	They picked me up for that.
1:52.0	So I, so while we were recording this happens, I then go drive to the DMV directly after in the other car, a drive to the DMV, and sit in line for 20 minutes they call my
2:06.1	number I explain what happened they asked my Venn number and license plate I
2:10.2	pay them fifteen hundred dollars yeah they give me all, you know, covers all my fees, it updates registration for, you know, until
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