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566: Blue Corn Moon

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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In this episode we discuss bad neighbors, infertility, and Amir's smoothie business.

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0:00.0

This is a head gamma region.

0:20.0

There was a decorated co-host with a mic of gold that spiked

0:24.0

We plead to a chipmunk who's all in

0:26.0

Logged episodes of advice that they have told a cast in all of it in his own time

0:31.0

But on the eve of your promotion or your second date

0:34.0

The old co-host was locked into discussion

0:36.0

So heated in debate with a frail uncle who struggled to find the word

0:40.0

He wanted to earn the dirty

0:43.0

So email if I were you the podcast

0:48.0

These two Jews will outlast your soft more your relationship

0:56.0

You said I love you too fast so they've put you on blast

1:02.0

Right before this square space ad

1:08.0

Whoa damn what a cover the general yeah by dispatch

1:14.0

Dispatch that's right. Oh yeah major major song for me in college

1:20.0

Yeah, it was just late 90s early 2000s 20-ish year old white dude vibes from that song

1:28.0

Yeah, you got to believe I learned to play the opening notes on an acoustic guitar

1:34.0

And that was enough to make everyone think I knew the full song

1:38.0

So like you you're fucking around on a guitar and I was like oh yeah

1:42.0

Yeah, that's all you yeah, that's all you need so like I don't even know those songs like yeah, but I have to I got a jet

1:50.0

That song was such a specific song like nothing came before or after from dispatch and this was just like a one-off song about the general

1:58.0

And it's like yeah everyone knew this song and then it all went away

2:02.0

I would yeah, I remember I remember like downloading full dispatch songs on Morpheus or Kazah

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