Hey, thanks for clicking on this compilation. Today we're doing mysteries of the Bible and

religious stories and things like that. Now I'm not a religious person, though I have a

lot of respect for religion, I enjoy the stories and the history.

So you don't have to be a person of faith to enjoy this compilation.

So our first words, human, human, you're late, again.

Verily I say, Anthony human, I beseech by forgiveness. Again. I wish you wouldn't why are you late I was way laid by discord with dirty the

fairest of camels whose beauty is a snare and whose wrath is as sudden as the

desert storm.

Does that mean you got into a fight?

Loed is true that I crawled with Gertie.

Let the blame is mine alone.

For as I tarried with my companions, engaged in a game of poker and other contests, Gady dispatched

under me a text message.

What does she text you?

She beseech that whilst on my homeward path I visit the market for newly-hued grasses and hay but a lack it

escaped my remembrance and Verily her displeasure was great and she was most grievously pissed.

Okay I think we can stop with the Bible talk.

Verily Gerti's fury hath ceased and I stand ready.

Let us commence our labors with great figure and seal.

In other words, let's get this party started.

What, you think the bit was a little too long, eh?

Let's move on.

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