564 - The dog ate my gameplan...
Heavy Hands
Connor Ruebusch
4.8 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Alex Pereira beat Magomed Ankalaev at his own game (fighting with as little effort as possible).
Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq
New episodes of our sumo recap series Heavy Henka coming to the Heavy Hands Patreon next week: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:02.0 | I'm Hello and welcome to another edition of heavy hands. |
| 0:34.5 | I'm Connor. That's Phil. |
| 0:37.8 | Abbreviated intro because I really wanted to start the show with just a single word. |
| 0:45.0 | And here it goes. |
| 0:48.7 | Welp. |
| 0:52.0 | What's the UK equivalent of Welp, Phil? |
| 0:54.8 | You guys have something like that? |
| 0:58.6 | I see. |
| 1:00.4 | I feel like, yeah, I know it's too exclamatory. |
| 1:06.2 | I feel like it's, I mean, we're just so naturally like that. |
| 1:10.6 | Yeah, it's true. |
| 1:11.3 | Just a designed acceptance of everything. |
| 1:14.7 | Yeah, we are simply whelp the people. |
| 1:18.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.9 | I could tell the listeners, since they don't get to hear, aside from the first off-topic bonus, we published on our Patreon Patreon last month they don't get to hear most of |
| 1:27.7 | our unrecorded chats and i can tell you that for however many years it's been now every single |
| 1:34.8 | time i have asked phil how he's doing how's it been going the answer is not too bad |
| 1:43.3 | very british could be worse Not too bad. Very British. |
| 1:46.1 | Could be worse. |
| 1:49.4 | My brother, my brother says living and breathing. |
| 1:53.7 | That's good. |
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