564: Clam Hands

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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In this episode we discuss stretching, gifting, and why size doesn't matter.

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0:00.0	This is a head gamma original.
0:10.0	You got went down on today.
0:17.0	Not by his wife, I'm sorry to say.
0:20.0	Another girl what was her name?
0:28.0	What don't matter anyway?
0:36.0	He feels guilty, he feels small.
0:41.0	But trade is lady, dick and all.
0:50.0	Howly teller, what is done?
0:57.0	Howly fight the urge to run.
1:03.0	My man's confused on what to do.
1:11.0	Maybe he'll write to a fire where you.
1:18.0	Sure those boys will know what to say.
1:24.0	Maybe just simply I love you, babe.
1:30.0	She's in the kitchen, cleaning plates.
1:37.0	Maybe she'll forgive all of his mistakes.
1:44.0	Well after all it was only third base.
1:51.0	He just needs the perfect phrase.
1:57.0	He got went down on today.
2:04.0	He knows for his crimes that he must pay.
2:11.0	And soon he'll be a man and say.
2:18.0	He got went down on today.
2:39.0	Well that was eye opening.
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