564. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale, CA. We chat about Chris getting high off an IV drip, Joe Budden updates, our flight home from Australia, at LAX, you can bargain with customs agents, Chris would rather die than be seen eating at an Australian restaurant in New York, but it's fine if it's in Australia, dealing with International Dignitaries, Travis Kelce's microwave BBQ Ribs, what TT and Phoebe ate at Keith's Minetta Tavern, the process of naming yourself "Funny Marco," a Shroomami update, Larchmont Cookbook open, and Broken Crayons Still Color.... Come see us on 11/11 at The El Rey in Los Angeles, it would mean a lot to me. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go and How Longgon is here. You can tell that we're back in a room on state side land. We're in America again. How does it feel bro?
0:27.0	Feels great. I mean I loved our Ozzy experience and our time down under but nothing beats getting back to LA
0:35.4	Sun shining convertible humming I went yesterday and got my first and this is going to be shocking to
0:42.3	some of the listeners but my first ever
0:44.0	recovery IV drip I guess though maybe because I don't drink it's it's not as
0:50.7	prevalent in my life.
0:53.0	You're not the guest of honor at a lot of turn-up thingies.
0:56.9	You don't do a lot of bachelor parties.
0:58.4	I don't get to sit in the sweet.
1:02.1	When's the last time you saw the sun come up?
1:03.7	At the wind with Diplow while the hot nurses come
1:06.9	to plug us in.
1:09.4	So I'm gonna go hiking tomorrow at 9 a.m.
1:12.4	I went to... That's in one hour hour so I need a bag. I went to
1:14.9	pause my local wellness studio that where I go to sauna and a nice wellness studio
1:22.1	a nice gay nurse and some kind of tight fitting figs as you know they were gay I could tell by his voice what's a fig a fig fig is the cool startup Scrubs brand that even fake nurses wear.
1:37.5	I'll be a tough time finding a vein because he said I was so dehydrated from the flying.
1:42.2	So I hurt a littlerated from the flying. Ma'e.
1:43.1	So I hurt a little bit, but then, honestly,
1:45.4	after 45 minutes in the chair and a couple bags,
1:48.6	I felt fucking amazing.
1:50.7	I was flying.
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