# 562 - European Tour Recap with Shane Torres, Mark Smalls & Lacie Mackey

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Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Today, I sit down at a pub with comedians, Shane Torres, Mark Smalls, and my trainer Lacie Mackey. We talk about our whole European tour, meeting Conor McGregor in Ireland, favorite party places, wild strip club stories, most rowdy shows, and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh,
0:04.2	thank you, thank you, settlement and zone.
0:07.7	Coming. Hey guys brand new podcast. Topsoff World Tour is coming your way. Bismarck
0:12.8	North Dakota, Sioux Falls, Oshkosh, York, York, Rockford. Augusta, George of the following week,
0:17.9	two below Boosier City, Boosier City, Jonesboro. Let me know if I'm saying it right. Boosier City or
0:23.2	Boosier City or city followed by the last week of the topsoff World Tour Charleston, Lexington,
0:30.0	Detroit, Eminem, I'm coming at you. Eminem, will you come to my fucking show? The fuck.
0:35.8	I think you think I'm very funny. What if he's like, I'm a fan. I love you, dude. You're like my
0:41.3	favorite comic. I just don't like to put that shit out there. And then Machine Gun Kelly and I
0:46.1	and Cleveland Ohio. Just kidding. Machine Gun Kelly won't be there. But if he wants to be there,
0:50.4	I'll fly him out in a private jet. Him and Megan. These are my offers. Him and Megan. Megan,
0:56.7	is there name Megan? No way. They broke up. Oh, I might have to cancel that Cleveland show.
1:03.9	Are you serious? Oh, Machine Gun. If you're looking for, I have not a ton of pussy at my show.
1:09.9	They're all married. They're all married. But there's there are some real fucking
1:14.2	astronaut man's that comes out weird. Anyway, by the way, they're fucking. There's women in my show,
1:21.3	but they love my wife more than me and they love my daughters way more than me.
1:27.9	Topsoff in New Zealand on the 17th of April. I'm super excited. Then, uh, Wellington. I don't know
1:35.6	why it says Tearo. It's Wellington is where we're going. Uh, Melbourne. I said it the right way.
1:41.6	Torranceville. I don't know why it says Torranceville. We're not going to Torranceville. We're going to
1:46.8	Adelaide. Adelaide, but it's Torranceville. Perth, South Brisbane. Or as they call it,
1:53.1	Brizzvegas, Sydney, Australia on the 29th of April. Topsoff, World Tour. My movie, The Machine,
2:01.6	comes out Memorial Day weekend. I will say that. You will hear me say that so much.
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