4.8 • 11K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | I love the thing independently of all this, but sometimes I eat a little gulp. |
0:05.0 | That's when it's nice and over, and I have an age to find my five. |
0:30.0 | You know old, you'll get fat, though with parasites from your cat. |
0:35.0 | Men thought cream upon your back. |
0:38.0 | If I could turn back to... |
1:01.0 | The corner doesn't care you all. |
1:05.0 | You worry, worry, worry, worry, worry. |
1:10.0 | Once you've raged against the machine, now you need a breathing machine, or you'll have a heart attack. |
1:16.0 | While you shop at Nordstrom Rack, you'll reach to my CV saying, |
1:22.0 | like kids and so they're sold. |
1:24.0 | You'll clinch the remote control as you die on the toilet bowl. |
1:29.0 | It won't last, it won't last. |
1:31.0 | You'll get old, you'll get fat. |
1:34.0 | Your face chewed on by your cat. |
1:36.0 | No one wondering where you're at. |
1:39.0 | Your landlord looked up knocking when they complained about the sting. |
1:43.0 | Your cat won't get adopted. |
1:46.0 | You're closed out on the street. |
1:48.0 | It won't last, it won't last. |
1:50.0 | You'll re-acarnate as a bat. |
1:53.0 | Try to be kind instead of cool, while you're still in human school. |
1:57.0 | Visiting angels, America's choice of home care. |
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