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How Long Gone

562. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Sydney. We chat about Australian guys, airports be like, stinky guys, getting a shed, Star Wars tattoo, baked bean rankings, hotel buffet politics, We do twenty minutes on a single plate of food, a full recap of our live show in Melbourne, the afterparty, new Phoebe Philo dropped, and our good friends at MECCA. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're going to go and How long gone? Coming to you from the four seasons in Sydney where Jason and I are overlooking the beautiful famous opera house as the boats go by as the tourist swarm

0:30.3

We're still in Australia if you didn't know. We've left the beautiful and enchanting city of Melbourne and come to the bustling metropolis of Sydney.

0:40.0

Yeah. Yeah, it is I am literally, we're perched.

0:44.8

29 floors up.

0:46.1

29 floors up and I'm just in a window sill looking at the Sydney Opera House.

0:51.1

We just landed an hour ago. We were at the airport, a car hit Chris in the parking lot and the driver accused Chris of hitting the car instead of he said he said you backed into me I'm like

1:07.1

bro I'm a person I can't back into you he didn't like that he did not he got out and checked the car for damage.

1:14.3

Yeah, he got a he like whispered an expletive under his breath when he went to make sure that

1:20.8

you didn't leave a dent or something like that?

1:23.0

I didn't ding his white passenger van that had a decal on the side.

1:28.1

It's tough though because like in those situations obviously when you're traveling

1:31.8

internationally you don't want to you know fight a stranger

1:36.1

and get in trouble and go to jail here because Australian men are known as rough necks.

1:40.5

That's that was that old man would have armed barred me. That was my second point is he could have been 5-7

1:47.3

You know 62 years old he would have mopped us all up. Australian guys just beat the fuck out of it.

1:54.4

I actually played a little Roby in uni.

1:56.9

And these are the white guys.

1:58.0

I mean, no, the guy, we just all got downstairs,

2:00.0

is like, damn, I really want to take a picture.

2:01.8

That guy, he had a nice shiner, like good-looking guy, shaved head,

2:05.0

like nice shiner.

2:06.6

And Jason was like, that is the prototype of a Sydney guy.

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