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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

561: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 561 - "Smacks From Dad/Embracing Weed"

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Pete wants to use forbidden phrases and Sebastian's wife went on a date with a superstar!

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:20.0

The way you're sitting in that chair with the slight pan and the slip back hair,

0:24.0

you look like a uremobster that took over the Star Trek Enterprise and you're

0:30.4

in Captain Kirk's fucking seat now. Like the way the mob would hijack a

0:35.4

rig, it's the other cigarettes. I swear, what's up? You look good, bro. You

0:40.2

look summary little no. All right, look at the eyes. The look is not

0:51.0

indicative of home feeling inside right now. All right, I'm coming in.

0:58.0

All right, that's an expression by the way. All right, merch store coming in hot.

1:07.5

Someone's got to keep notes. I don't know what cancer fist does during the

1:10.8

fucking show, but I'm the only one who's grabbing a pen around here.

1:13.8

That's a guy works for Patrick by the way, folks. All right, what's up?

1:23.3

Not that son, you know, just it's the morning, the not morning routine over

1:28.2

here. And you know, you have in one kid that kid being a daughter. It's totally

1:35.0

different when he's from another kid in the mix, who's a boy and who's got

1:40.4

an attitude. We go through this every morning with the with the changing out of

1:47.6

clothes, right? I'm ready to put him in the clothes. I want him to wear for his

1:53.3

pajamas at night. So I'm ready to get him ready for the day in the clothes

1:59.1

that he's going to wear at night when he goes to sleep. You prefer to sleep in

2:05.5

his school outfit. What are you even involved in this? I don't understand why

2:12.9

lights. That's what I'm on a territory. No, we got to figure out the

2:17.6

territories here. Okay, real quick, because the responsibility seemed to be

2:23.9

blurred. And I don't know, I don't know like where I fall in the father

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