561: Bagels and God
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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In this episode we discuss destination weddings, car leases, and how to pronounce a baby name.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:06.5 | Well, this is a story of the fire where you a podcast ran by two poigews |
| 0:11.7 | They're both really funny and give great advice |
| 0:14.3 | But only one can win the golden mic |
| 0:17.0 | Famine doesn't win pretty soon. I fear he might kill himself over zoom |
| 0:22.6 | So sit down. Why do you? We'll see if you can find the |
| 0:31.8 | Got it. Yes. Yes a great song a great tune I |
| 0:37.5 | Shake I think I did win one recently you sort of |
| 0:41.2 | gave it to me and snatched it back at the bus. I didn't snatch it back |
| 0:45.3 | You lost it you fumbled you fumbled the ball in the end zone |
| 0:49.4 | I don't even know if you're allowed to do that. Yeah. Yeah |
| 0:55.4 | Well, if I broke the plane it's it's a goal. Well, it's not it's not a one-to-one football wise |
| 1:02.9 | More of a it's more of a like you know classic football like the world football |
| 1:09.2 | Where you scored a goal, but then had it overturned by a bar |
| 1:12.6 | So you gave me the award and then you used a video review system on reflection |
| 1:21.5 | At cherry review your celebration |
| 1:25.1 | What's off sides like what was the ruling? |
| 1:29.3 | Your focus on it being like exactly like the sport the yeah, the ruling was that you |
| 1:34.6 | You clearly couldn't you you couldn't handle this you couldn't |
| 1:39.9 | You could not |
| 1:49.6 | You can handle the shine of the moment |
| 1:53.4 | quite frankly and |
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