It's time for episode 560 of the Clockwise Podcast from Relay FM, recorded Wednesday, June 26, 2024.

Clockwise, four people, that uses half an hourglass for timekeeping.

I cut it in half and sent the other half to Dan Moran, my co-host.

I am one of your hosts, Micah Sargent, and I am joined across the internet by that very man.

Dan Morin.

How you doing, Dan?

Oh, my God, Mike, I've got sand everywhere.

I just don't know what to do.

We just scoop it up and put it back in.

This is the least useful timekeeping device.

While Dan scoops up his sand, let us introduce our awesome guests

to My Left. It is the editor-in-chief at No Jitter. It's Lisa Schmeiser. Welcome back to the show, Lisa.

Thank you so much for having me back. I love this podcast. To my left this week, it's partner at Lickability

and host of absolutely crushed. M.B. Bishoff, welcome back, M.B. Thank you so much. I feel like

I finally recovered from Dub, Dub, so I'm glad to be here. Let us kick things off with my topic.

You know how this works. Four topics, 30 minutes, minus this. Assuming that you use a voice-based

virtual assistant, I'm curious, what are a voice-based virtual assistant.

I'm curious, what are the one or two features that you do know you can count on?

Lisa, we'll start with you.

You can always count on Siri to finish out the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody for you.

Yeah, if you prompt Siri with something like, oh, Siri, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.

It will, or another part of Bohemian Rhapsody, it will, it will spout back the lyrics to you in

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