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Irreligiosophy

56: LDS Temple Ceremony

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Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8869 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2010

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Don't have a Mormon Temple Recommend? Want to know what goes on without getting baptized, attending church every Sunday for a year, and paying 10% of your income? This episode is for you!

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome again to erely geography the one true podcast where we would spill our secrets but the penalty is

0:15.1

Charlie's raping your ass so so I've introduced are you going to respond? I'm speechless. I am speechless. I wonder if that was the

0:28.1

original penalty that Joseph Smith would rape your ass if you reveal the secrets of the temple.

0:34.0

Yeah, one of the penalties is to cup your breast and then slide it down.

0:39.0

That's called the sure sign of the nail. Yeah, this is how Jesus was really pierced.

0:47.0

All right, our podcast today.

0:51.0

You know, we ought to get to the skunk dicks before we we pop in with the interview and we've got a quite a few doosies and I think the one that should really lead the charge into skunk dictum is Glenbeck because he has urged Christians to

1:07.2

leave their churches if there's any mention of social justice.

1:13.7

Yeah, he says that social justice and economic justice

1:20.0

are just code words for communism and Nazism.

1:24.1

Let me read what he said.

1:25.7

Back on his radio show, the Glen Beck program,

1:28.9

said, I beg you, look for the words social justice or economic justice on your church website.

1:35.6

If you find it, run as fast as you can.

1:38.7

Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.

1:42.2

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, they are code words. If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another

1:45.6

parish.

1:46.6

Well, you know, I think the funniest thing about this is that Glenbeck doesn't realize that the LDS church is actually central to social justice

1:58.4

and the teachings are in Mormonism. I believe that means Glenn Beck is going to be leaving Mormonism.

2:06.4

Let's see if he walks out of his church.

2:08.7

Yeah, um, heaven forbid they these these evil communist Nazi priests push social justice.

2:16.0

You certainly don't want poor people to be helped out.

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