56 - Burger King Cop

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week we have a cult leader shake-up, and Leigh joins us to talk about a couple very serious issues:

How the emasculation of modern dogs is making them afraid of fireworks

and a Police Officer posts a call-to-action on his facebook page about the dirty burger he was served at Burger King

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned guys and show
0:22.5	exactly what we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the deserts.
0:30.5	Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:37.1	Go! Yeah. Psh-push-pish-pish-push. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell, and we are Minion Death Colt.
0:37.7	Go!
0:38.9	Yeah.
0:54.6	Psh, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, whoa. Wait. Ah! Well, I'm talking about a minion death cold.
0:58.4	Minion death cold.
0:59.7	Oh, yeah.
1:00.6	The world is ending.
1:03.6	Pussy-ass dogs are responsible.
1:07.7	We're documenting it.
1:11.9	So, sorry about the bonus episode last week
1:14.5	we were just knee deep
1:17.5	in American patriotism
1:19.3	too concentrated on the
1:22.3	health of our nation
1:23.3	to produce an episode
1:26.2	that would crap all over it it just didn't feel right to release an episode on would crap all over it.
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