Oh sweet heavenly hashtags.

Hello folks, Harlan Williams here on the Harlan Highway with you.

Welcome to the podcast, glad you're on board.

We got a good show for you today. We're going to be getting

into some some business some cool old business. What do we got for you? We're going to be playing a couple of live stand-up clips from some of my shows. I hope you enjoy those.

What else we are going to be talking about spam? I I finally had to go through my spam folder in my in my email

There's like three million spams and I'm like I don't want to look at these but I want to clean them out I don't even like seeing that they're they're in there even though I don't look at them they go to my spam box so I went in there to clean them out and the wide variety of wacky spam things was just too much.

I was like I got to share that with you guys.

It's just too ridiculous. and then also I'm going to give you a

homework assignment is there stuff in your house that you don't know the

origin of it like is there items and objects in your home and you look at them and

go where the hell did this come from man? I'm going to get you to dig around in your

homes and and come up with those goodies because I found one I think you're

going to really laugh at. Hopefully you need to laugh because this is the Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

Like what took the wrong week to quit drinking?

I make you laugh.

I'm here to fucking amuse you.

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