#557 - Bryan Callen

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4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2014

⏱️ 179 minutes

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Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian, and together with Brendan Schaub he also hosts "The Fighter & The Kid" podcast available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Appearing at the Atlanta Improv, October 16th, 17th and 8th, that's how my daughter does punch lines,
0:09.3	my former, my four-year-old rather, I form her, my four-year-old daughter. she was, what kind of tree grows in your hand?
0:17.0	A palm tree!
0:20.0	And then she'll hit the same punchline over and over.
0:22.6	Yeah, it's hilarious.
0:23.6	Do it really, I want, do it with formality, and I want enthusiasm.
0:27.6	Appearing at the Atlanta Improv! It's the one and only Brian, mother-fucking Callen, October 16th, 17th, and 18th,
0:38.0	God damn it, I have to sneeze.
0:39.0	No way, the kid, the kid, what dude in the middle of my...
0:42.0	I'm gonna, ah damn it did in the middle my I'm gonna oh damn it in the middle
0:44.6	Brian Kellen Brian the kid I'll be the crowd find the kid no way in person all I hear his way
0:49.3	better looking super athletic he's beautiful head I hear the way he moves.
0:53.0	It's beautiful on the inside too.
0:54.0	I don't mean his butt. I mean his soul.
0:56.0	Jesus.
0:57.0	Adorable.
0:58.0	October 16th, 18th, the Atlanta Improv.
1:01.0	If it's like any of the other improves it's awesome the
1:03.2	improv is the premier comedy club chain in the country and if you're nowhere near
1:08.3	Atlanta if you happen to be in Philadelphia or Washington DC I'm at the Tower Theater on Friday, October 7th in
1:15.1	Philadelphia and then at the Warner Theater on Friday,
1:20.1	on Saturday rather, October 18th. Both of those gigs, uh, the, the,
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