Welcome back to the basement.

Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank, your first Hawaiian of the year, I think.

Literally not. I think I've worn other ones.

Ah, not paying attention.

Yeah, it's all right. It's me. Frank Alvarez here with Aunt, Aunt Priscoe. How are you?

And Cookie Monster.

Oh, I was like, I thought you were calling him Cookie Monster. No, that would be you. Because I'm wearing the color blue. You're blue abadi obadi obadi. I'm just wearing a blue sweater, you bastard. It's very, and the blue hat. It's very blue. You're wearing a matching hat as well. Yeah, but first of all, if we're getting specific, you're not matching. If you really want to do it. It's called different tones.

I don't care. It doesn't, it doesn't adhere to what I believe matching is. Correct. So it doesn't.

It's not real. Correct. But I am matching quite nicely. And Aunt said, it's because I complimented.

Ant said right before we started recording, you looked at me and he goes,

very aesthetically pleasing outfit you're wearing.

Nice. Yeah, it was nice.

You're a cookie monster.

So, okay.

When you get a compliment.

What's wrong with being Cookie Monster?

He's a great member of the Sesame Street game.

You're trying to make fun of me. Let's get that out of the way too.

I'm trying to acknowledge that you are.

And it gives you a compliment. And instead of paying that forward the good energy, you're like,

I'm going to take a big, steamy, corny poop on Joe's head. See, why did you do that? You knew what you were doing by bringing up the corn? Fecal matter. Oh. Need it be so fucking abhorrent and disgusting. Listen, I don't, I'm not the one who doesn't digest corn. Actually, I am. Apparently the world is. I didn't decide that as my point. That was God. The issue is not with the corn digestion part of it. Whatever, God. Yeah. I love how you did that. That was very nice. Every God. Cookie Monster, though. There's no issue, like you're tying something negative to being called Cookie Monster. What's wrong with that? I was paying attention to the tone, but we don't have to.

I'll try it again. Here's what I said. I'm here with Cookie Monster. I didn't go, I'm here with Cookie Monster. I mean, we know. We know you. I'm here with Cookie Monster! That would be even weirder. Why? I don't know. That was terrifying. Fuck you, you wouldn't get excited to see Cookie Monster.

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