Greetings pals, it's me Duncan and this is the Ducatrossel Family Hour Podcast.

I gotta ask you, I'd love to ear from you all.

Do you ever have like days where it seems like none of your electronic equipment

works like suddenly your studio, your office just turns into the

mermuda triangle, like whatever distant star your quantum entangled with

is gotten sucked into a black hole or something because that just happened to me.

It's not just like one thing starts breaking down, everything starts breaking down,

completely unrelated systems.

There's like a contagion that spreads suddenly your speakers go down, but then your

computer goes down, but then your phone isn't connecting to the internet.

You look down at your feet, they're curled up into quivering,

culture, talents, how did that happen?

Why have my feet transformed into culture talents and then you remember, oh shit,

that's just my feet, I'm 48 with gross feet.

Then you think to yourself, man, I'm so lucky that I'm not attracted to my own feet

because that'd be really weird if I was like suckling at my feet, if I curl up

into a ball and just started sucking at my feet, if ever I wanted to have some kind of

satisfaction.

Then you remember, oh fuck, I have ADHD, which is why I'm thinking that and then you go

back to trying to fix your systems, your multiple system failure, but then somewhere

in the midst of that you get the idea for setting up a tertiary camera so that when

you do get your situation fixed, you'll now have three cameras running even though you

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