556 - Sperm Jack City feat. Dan Boeckner (9/6/21)

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🗓️ 7 September 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Canada Correspondent Dan Boeckner stops by to update us on the impending Canadian federal elections. We break down the parties and their platforms, from the Victims of Communism-respecters, to the Semen Retentionists. We also read an op-ed from the Toronto Sun on why Drake is the most dangerous and disrespectful man in Canada. Check out Dan’s podcast The Bottlemen wherever you get podcasts, and subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/DaBottlemen And find Dan’s patreon for his music here: https://www.patreon.com/operators

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0:00.0	Please like and subscribe that is all there is to be any more..
0:28.3	Okay, off of the races.
0:35.3	Hello friends, greetings.
0:37.3	It's your choppo coming at you.
0:39.3	As promised, we are no longer talking about things that are depressing and sad.
0:44.3	We are talking about things that are fun and fail.
0:47.3	And of course, I'm talking about our neighbors to the North.
0:50.3	Oh, Canada.
0:52.3	What could be lower stakes and funer to talk about than an upcoming Canadian election?
0:57.3	Fun for you, maybe.
0:59.3	We're safe here in the bosom of the United States of America.
1:05.3	So, you know, safe from all political consequences.
1:08.3	However, as you may have just heard, joining us for this episode is our official choppo north of the border, Canadian correspondent.
1:18.3	It's Dan Beckmer back again.
1:20.3	Dan, what's up?
1:21.3	Greetings. Hello, everyone.
1:23.3	This is a bad time to live in Canada, I would say.
1:28.3	This election has fucked vibes.
1:32.3	That's the only way I can describe it.
1:34.3	Well, we can blame Trudeau for that, right?
1:38.3	Because they didn't have to hold on if I'm looking at this correctly, right?
1:43.3	Like, this is a decision to try to get a majority because they figured that they could capitalize on people's resistance to the concern of the United States.
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