556: Foot Lucifer Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Headlines:
Report: Voucher Program in Arkansas gives millions of tax dollars to religious schools: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/report-arkansas-voucher-program-gives
Donald trump tweets a photo of him as co defendants with jesus…and the original poster turns out to be a right wing nutbag
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/trumps-jesus-court-sketch-is-even-worse-than-it-looks.html
NJ Candidate sues over “so help me god” inclusion in oath: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/candidate-sues-new-jersey-over-so
'Several Amish Men' Allegedly Shunned After Emergency Alert Test
https://www.complex.com/life/a/joshua-espinoza/amish-men-shunned-emergency-alert-test#
Jerry Fallwell junior suing liberty university over a hologram of his dad
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/aug/2/hologram-late-televangelist-jerry-falwell-center-l/
Asshole American tourist smashes statue in Israel over idolatry concerns: https://apnews.com/article/israel-museum-roman-statues-damaged-tourist-arrested-c1f793f1df00d477adac3e651e5751a7
Kat Von D finds jesus
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2023/10/04/kat-von-d-baptism-witchcraft-la-ink/71063226007/
And
https://www.christianpost.com/news/kat-von-d-gets-baptized-1-year-after-renouncing-witchcraft.html
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This Week in Misogyny:
Student loses scholarship for dancing at a party: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/update-after-pushing-bible-on-dancing
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, the following episode includes a disturbing lack of heat. |
| 0:04.4 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Hello Fresh, and by our |
| 0:09.3 | new meal undelivery service that comes and swipes the meal boxes off your porch for |
| 0:13.3 | you, goodbye fresh. |
| 0:15.5 | Goodbye fresh, because maybe you want to lose weight or something, I don't know. |
| 0:21.1 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:23.1 | Hi, I'm Jake, and I used to be such a devout evangelical Christian warrior for Christ that |
| 0:29.5 | I got two of the pieces of the armor of God tattooed permanently on my body. |
| 0:34.3 | And though my newfound estates for religion and hatred for the gods they serve is enough |
| 0:38.8 | to want them covered up, hearing The Skating Atheist gang fervorantly and consistently mock |
| 0:43.6 | the armor was enough to motivate me to make an appointment with an artist for ideas. |
| 0:49.3 | So knowing that we, in fact, did evolve from filthy monkey people, Noah, Heath, Eli and |
| 0:54.4 | Marsh, you for sure evolved from the filthiest. |
| 0:57.8 | I'm not thought her, you're but her. |
| 1:17.0 | And it's Thursday. |
| 1:20.2 | It's better every time it's October 12th, and it's free thought day. |
| 1:25.0 | Sure the fuck is I am going to think so freely today on illusions. |
| 1:30.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick, and from Sacred Vows, New Jersey, and Waycross, Georgia, this is The Skating |
| 1:36.2 | Atheist. |
| 1:37.2 | On this week's episode, Arkansas will continue their quest to have citizens dumb enough |
| 1:41.0 | to stay in Arkansas. |
| 1:42.6 | Former President Donald Trump tries to call Jesus as a surprise witness. |
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