Say, what are you folks doing in my room?

You're a fucking job.

All right.

Hey, Ken.

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Who's on top and who's pulling guard?

Who's gone soft and who's fighting hard?

When handing out handies one, questions a must.

That's who's going to bang, bro, and who's going to bust?

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