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The Harland Highway

555- - Harland goes to DINOSAUR WORLD, and Dr. Ascot returns.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2014

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Harland travels back in time and walks amongst the dinosaurs, a call from a friendly Pavement Pounder, and an unexpected visit from Dr. Ascot. Sweet heavenly tonsil meats!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I keep your picture upon the wall

0:06.0

it hides a messy stain that's lying there

0:11.0

I don't know how the sting got there, but it's okay.

0:14.3

Hey, welcome to the Harlan Highway ladies and gentlemen.

0:18.2

So good to have you here.

0:20.1

It's just Wonder Bar.

0:22.0

What a show, what a show, what a show.

0:26.0

We're going to have a great time today.

0:28.0

Today I'm going back in time.

0:31.0

How about that, gang? How many podcasts you listen to where your host goes back in time? Yeah, I'm going back to visit with the dinosaurs on this podcast. Wait till you here. I've got some live recordings of a time from a different time and a different place.

0:49.4

Unbelievable. Also we're going to take a call from one of your, one of our pavement pounders here today, a voicemail

0:59.1

from the Harlan Highway answering machine, and sadly I believe

1:05.0

I believe Dr. Ascot will be coming by for me to do my on-air therapy session

1:11.0

because the powers of be think I'm unstable and if I don't do the

1:15.5

therapy sessions on the air they have to shut me down on my liability.

1:21.8

So put your swimsuit on. We're going back in time. Jump into the time

1:27.0

machine here at the Harlan Highway.

1:32.0

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

1:35.0

I am out here for you.

1:38.0

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

1:42.0

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

1:44.0

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

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