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The Scathing Atheist

553: Yes We CAN Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Kim Davis does some court appointed reaping, Aaron Rodgers does something dumber than listening to Miami Dolphins fucking each other, and we’ll meet some people trying to make our community a safer place.
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Pick up a copy of Elfis here: https://olympiapublishers.com/book/elfis
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Headlines:
Gay couple wins 100,000 dollars from Kim Davis: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/jury-awards-100000-kentucky-couple-denied-marriage-license-103170258
Pastor explains that Christian slavery gave us delicious soul food and fun music: https://www.bryancountynews.com/opinion/what-those-who-were-slaves-taught-us/
Idaho Library votes to close on Sundays despite threats of litigation: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/idaho-library-board-chair-demands
Aaron Rodgers literally touts the healing powers of "dolphin mating sounds":
https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/09/16/aaron-rodgers-healing-powers-dolphins-mating-sounds-fans-jokes
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This Week in Misogyny:
Inspiration for Sound of Freedom accused of sexual misconduct by at least seven women: https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkaqvn/tim-ballards-departure-from-operation-underground-railroad-followed-sexual-misconduct-investigation
Mormon church disassociates with Tim Ballard: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/even-the-mormon-church-wants-nothing

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is domicile cologne with an urgent appeal for UNICEF.

0:04.0

Children's lives have been devastated by the floods in Libya.

0:07.8

They are fighting for their lives.

0:09.7

They urgently need medical supplies, warm blankets and food.

0:14.4

Please visit UNICEF.re to donate today and help save a child's life.

0:19.4

Thank you.

0:20.2

Warning, sailors wish they could cuss like this podcast.

0:23.9

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by

0:26.7

HelloFresh, stamps.com.

0:29.1

And by the new discrete lip-loop for inappropriate public mouth stuff,

0:33.9

boberts bees.

0:35.4

Boberts bees because we had to work hard not to make this episode a 60-minute

0:39.1

Lauren Boberk joke.

0:40.5

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:43.2

Hi, I'm Elfis.

0:45.1

A North Pole Elf who dreams of being more than a toy maker.

0:48.5

I want to be a rock star.

0:50.6

But as someone that has been alive for thousands of years,

0:54.7

I can in fact assure all of you mortals that you did in fact evolve

1:00.0

from filthy monkey men.

1:02.3

It's September 21st, and it's National Escape Ballad G-Day.

1:30.3

That's right.

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