#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
The Basement Yard
Santagato Studios
4.9 • 14.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hear that. |
| 0:01.0 | It's your big McDonald's hunger calling. |
| 0:03.0 | And that's not just any kind of hunger. |
| 0:05.0 | It's the kind that calls for, the big arch. |
| 0:07.0 | Stack with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that big arch sauce. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions. |
| 0:13.0 | Hungry? You are now. |
| 0:15.0 | Serve from 11am, subject to availability. |
| 0:18.0 | Price and participation may vary. |
| 0:20.0 | Welcome back to the baby. Welcome back to the basement. |
| 0:25.9 | Welcome back to the basement yard. |
| 0:28.7 | Good morning. |
| 0:32.5 | Why are you rubbing your eyes like a baby? |
| 0:35.6 | Babies don't rub their fucking eyes like that. I don't know why. Who came up with that? Cartoons. Why? I don't know. Why did cartoons have such stupid ways of like waking up? I do that. Maybe not both hands. You do? You wake up like a cartoon character? Not like both hands at once. Like you're like, ugh. I mean I do. I definitely do this. throw the shades open and like well I got a pull I got |
| 0:58.4 | to pull them up oh you have one of those yeah yeah just take your take make make make |
| 1:05.2 | make more noise don't worry about it you can hear that can I hear it if you hear it |
| 1:09.0 | oh here is clickling, dinkling. All right. That's my impression of that bag. I just got off a flight. I came back from Toronto, and I had a very interesting experience. I would say probably the worst possible thing that could happen to me on a plane. No, there's some really bad ones, and now you got me a little freaked out. Well, the plane was on the ground at this time. So here's what happened. All right. First of all, I'm going to flex real quick. Yeah. Can I just start guessing? You're never going to guess it. I guarantee now. See, now I have to. Are you crying? I was waiting to... Are you crying? |
| 1:44.8 | Yeah, you said, like, the worst thing that could happen to me, and I got a little freaked out, and I got a little... I'm not crying. I can see, like, you... My eyes got a little watery. Did you yawn? I was just, like, I was doing this. Oh, maybe that was it. So maybe that's what that is. And also, I... |
| 2:00.6 | Go ahead. |
| 2:00.8 | I'll give you a guess. |
| 2:01.7 | What happened to me on the plane? |
| 2:04.6 | Um... I was doing this. Oh, maybe that was it. So maybe that's what that is. And also I... Go ahead, I'll give you a guess. |
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