The only F2G.

Decoding, trance, mission.

Tell me how you felt when you realized that the song, Fing My Bullies Mom, was the first sign of alien life ever detected by humanity.

At SETI, we expected to pick up on something like electromagnetic pulses from a distant planet, not a vulgar song about getting petty revenge, but when we decoded the pulses, that's exactly what we found.

But that wasn't all we found.

Two days later, we decoded another transmission. Decoding, trance, mission.

Decoding, trance, mission.

What is going on in here? Have you been using my wormhole again?

3 trillion years old and you're acting like a million year old.

Do I smell gamma ray bursts in here?

Have you been huffing black holes? You are granted, did.

It's been over 30 years since Earth received that message. 30 long years of complete and utter silence. The silence of space, the ultimate message. When we return we'll sit down with Gallagher 39.

I used to go through my neighbor's mail and write long, creepy messages to his friends and family, but that was before I started taking balance of nature.

Now I leave my neighbor's mail undefiled and spend my days drinking tea and reading and playing my flute, my god, my dear sweet god in heaven. I thank you for balance of nature.

I go back.

That was sad. I don't know what that was. You're listening to the Dugga Dressel Family Hour podcast. Hello.

With us here is a brilliant comedian and actor, the co-host of the critically acclaimed Leather Rose and an actor in a TV show that's going to blow your mind.

He talks a little bit about it here. You won't believe it, especially if you're a video game fan.

Hey, everybody come see me do some stand up comedy, won't you? I am going to be in Nashville, Las Vegas, Kansas City, Raleigh, Portland, Honolulu, Columbus, Philadelphia, Rose, Mont, Illinois, San Jose.

Many others are soon to be listed. You can find them all at dunquatressel.com.

Everybody, strap in, get ready, lighten your slippers, radiate love, triangulate your hands above your face, wear your third eye as, and freak out a lot of stone people at a football game.

It's Johnny Pemberton.

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