550: Amber Alert
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:02.0 | So you've got a problem, the Acer is clear, |
| 0:09.0 | Emar, to check in on me, on a fire engine, |
| 0:14.0 | a hot new out, just shinin' in the air, |
| 0:18.0 | and just give her a shite. |
| 0:26.0 | Cool. |
| 0:27.0 | I kind of raised like a rock fist as you pressed, |
| 0:31.0 | start on that song, thinking it was going to be a little more. |
| 0:35.0 | But yeah, not all of them have to be like fucking insane pop punk rap ballads. |
| 0:41.0 | Totally. I liked it. I'm just saying it was... |
| 0:43.0 | You were expecting that. |
| 0:44.0 | Not what I was expecting, but I think it was great. |
| 0:46.0 | This was a 17 year old named Jay Scully, |
| 0:50.0 | who's been watching our videos for years, |
| 0:53.0 | but only recently started the podcast. |
| 0:55.0 | So he started watching them when he was like 12. |
| 0:59.0 | Two. Yeah. Wow. |
| 1:01.0 | It's how long we've been around. Does that make you feel old? |
| 1:03.0 | I want to feel old. |
| 1:05.0 | Jay Scully was two. |
| 1:07.0 | Who? |
| 1:08.0 | The ukulele player. |
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