Regular, regular, regular features.

A regular regular, regular features.

A regular regular features are regular features a show.

Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.

And this week, just like every week, it's me and my best friend, Steve, just as to sailing the seas of nice and cuddling up cozy.

Hi, it's just two people on this podcast, as it's always been.

That's all you need. Who needs a third person to fill in any awkward gaps? That's not what

we're about. So, Steve, have you been? Good. You've got anything to tell me?

I'm not putting you on the spot, am I? No, I'm feeling, I feel, I'm like a broken record. I'm feeling

a bit run down. Oh no, you should get some pep in your step. My step is pepless at the minute.

There's no bounce to my flounce either. Have you got any kind of

chemicals you can ingest to increase your vigour, vim, verve? Are you talking about drugs?

I'm saying, Steve, you should get off your tits on drugs. It really helps. I'll try that.

Now. I'd say do it now. I'm not doing a podcast with someone who's downbeat and morose.

Let's do some features, shall we? Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.

Hi, I'm the monolith from 2001, a space odyssey.

And I've got a bone to pick with you.

Why aren't you listening to the Regular Features Podcast?

Before I start my feature, I want to make it very clear that people of religious faiths are not a monolith,

and that customs and traditions vary around the world,

and that reducing a group of people to a series of simplistic comparisons not only overlooks the depth and the richness of that group's spiritual and cultural backdrop grounds,

but perpetuates the harmful idea that the sum of a person's held

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