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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2014

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In this episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages.
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0:00.0	They've got so many questions, but no one to ask them to.
0:04.6	He comes another one, did you get yourself into?
0:09.3	Come on, they've got nothing left to lose.
0:16.7	Just send an e-mail to me if I were you.
0:24.3	That was fine.
0:25.0	All right, welcome to Jerk.
0:27.8	You're a Jerk.
0:29.5	That was really good.
0:31.5	That was really good.
0:32.5	It was good.
0:33.5	Can you imagine a world where we didn't open every single episode and close with a new
0:37.2	theme song?
0:38.2	What do other shows do?
0:39.7	They just choose one.
0:41.2	What about all the other unwritten ones that are going to be good, too?
0:44.2	I don't know.
0:45.2	I can't imagine a world where we don't bleed our fans dry and drop them, take advantage
0:50.5	of them more than anything.
0:51.5	Of their talent and not give them any money.
0:53.9	Sometimes don't even say their names.
0:55.3	Like we haven't said this guy's name yet.
0:56.9	We don't even.
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