The He put it in park through over the driver's door, ran out the side of the car, crossed the front of it, and jumped right off the

side of the bridge in front of you.

The only people who really pulled over were truckers.

He said, we're going to Hodge, and he didn't slow down.

He went across the median onto the oncoming traffic, but where they could see him come and they just got out of the way. I noticed his plane was really low. He went right in front of us, hit the fence, and it's not around. It's been a while since we've done this. I know, right? It's weird. It was different when I came downstairs to set up for everything. I was like, that's a Sunday. It's a Sunday. We're recording. Thank God, you know. It's been a while. I know you were saying that you're tired of not doing the recordings, and this winter's just been nuts. The weather and mom's sickness. Yep. It's crazy. It has been crazy. The weather sucked, and then your mom getting COVID sucked more, and then you've got pneumonia from COVID. Yeah. It's crazy. It has been crazy. The weather sucked and then your mom getting COVID sucked more and then you got pneumonia from COVID. Yeah. Well, welcome to the show, buddy. You're listening to Hammer Lane Legends. You're my host. I am your host. Yes, you are. It's been a while. What's your name? It's been a while. What is my name? I don't know.

I have a different name for different shows these days. What are you going by today? I guess I'll go

by Tony today. Today I'm going to go by Lemongrass Gogolow. Lemongrass Gogolow. Okay.

Oh, you're listening to Hammer Lane Legends. We are your hosts. Lemon, whatever. Lemongrass Gogolow. And Tony Merkel. And Tony Merkel. Thanks for being here, everybody. If you have a crazy and wild experience, you want to share with us from the road, go ahead and shoot us an email. Our email address is Hammer. Nope, that's the old one. That's the old one. HLLL Podcastcast at Protonmail.com. That's HLLL Podcast at Protonmail.com. There you can go ahead and shoot us your emails and we will get back to you. And if you don't want to email us that way, if it's too hard to remember the email, go ahead to hammerlane legends.com. That's the website. And we have a contact section there that you can go

ahead and email us directly to there. And we'll get that email as well. So whatever works for you

is good for us. Right, Dad? You got that right. Absolutely. That's lemongrass to you.

That's right. Lemongrass. Papa lemongrass. There you go. Oh boy.

It's been a while.

It's just been refreshing to sit down and just chop it up, you know?

We're just going to have some fun today.

If you guys want and you want to kind of prepare yourselves for emergencies, go to prepare with HLL.com.

That's prepare with HLL.com.

And there you can get yourself emergencies supply food, other emergency supplies supplies but the food will last you up to 25 years shelf life it's a great deal and even if you're out in the road for a living and stuff it's always good to have some kind of emergency food in the cab with you if you're an uber driver we've had some uber drivers on the show and we're going to have another uber driver coming up here soon i'll tell you about him in a second remind me to do that. And, you know, it's just good to be prepared. So if you want, go ahead and prepare with hll.com. And if you haven't noticed, we're still going through COVID. Everybody's still wearing masks. We're still doing vaccines. And at the rate, we're going, that food will still be good. Yeah. 25 years from now when COVID's over. Oh, it's the gift that keeps on giving. Yes, it is. Yeah. Well, we have a voicemail line, and we do have a lot of voicemails to get through today. So we're going to make this a voicemail show with a conversation in between. We're just going to hang out. I don't know how long we're going to go today. It's been a while

since we sat down to record. So I think we got a lot of stuff to just chit-chat about, I'm sure.

But if you guys want and you want to call the voicemail line, go ahead and give us a call. Our phone number is 515-58-M-E-R-K or 6375.

That's 5-15-585-6-3-6-E-R-K, or 6-3-75. That's 515-5-8-5-6-3-75. Now that we got the business out of the way,

it is good to be in the studio again with you, dad. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It's been so long.

Oh, my word. It feels like forever. It really has. I mean, I feel like it's been more than a month, hasn't it? It's something so long oh my word it feels like forever it really has i mean i feel like it's

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