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The Thought Police

55: Negotiating Megxit

The Thought Police

The Thought Police

Soccer, Sports, News Commentary, Politics, News

4.5861 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Matt are back once again to digest the news of the week. The future of the Royal family is up in the air and the pair ponder whether the Sussexes may be the first yet not the last to go, Mike lambastes the woke generation and their propensity to milk problems, Matt informs us that you can learn a lot from Monty Don and American gardens and they both share their experiences of having to deal with repetitive sounds that go on for hours when you're trying to get some kip. On an unrelated note they also discuss Piers Morgan, Donald Trump and John Pilger. Strap yourselves in... 

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0:00.0

The The Oh, Welcome to yet another sparkling edition of the Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham, you're Matt Kelly. I am. Good day to you.

0:55.6

Now as we are speaking about this we are literally in the midst of the Sandringham

1:00.4

summit, right? We don't yet know what's going to emerge from the Sandringham summit

1:04.3

but it's not very good is it? It's amazing I mean you're the man that we should

1:08.4

remind the listeners who masterminded the it is sort of the undercover operation of Buckingham Palace when you got a daily mirror reporter

1:16.4

into the building as a footman. So I mean this must be bringing back some memories of the old royal stories you used to do.

1:24.5

Well yeah I mean when I was interested in them but I have to say it's rekindled my interest.

1:28.7

I have been I'm surprised at how fascinated I am by the twos and throwings of it because there's all this

1:36.4

complication stuff like suddenly you know the tax burden on Harry if he moves out and

1:41.3

can he actually if he's not bilingual could he move to Canada you know that came up this morning he doesn't speak French

1:47.2

so so the only bit of France that they care about in French wise is Quebec though

1:52.1

isn't it yeah I know but you can't get a job apparently in Canada if you're not bilingual.

1:56.0

Well what's he going to get a job doing?

1:57.6

I mean what job could he do?

1:58.8

Well he could be begging for voice over for himself like he was with Bob I.

2:03.4

I can bring up that guy from Disney.

2:04.8

Do you know when we did that deal to get Megan for voice over work?

2:07.8

Yeah.

2:08.8

That was mortifying wasn't that the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?

2:12.3

It was, I tell you, the thing about it that mortified me

2:16.9

was the bit where he sort of leaned back and said,

2:18.8

huh, you sound surprised.

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