What up y'all?

Welcome to our solace on the internet, a new podcast.

I mean, it's not really a new podcast,

but it's a podcast where we sometimes talk about crazy stories

that you submit to Internet at kevonostage.com.

All the stories that we get to this season

from viewers like you, PBS.

Today's guest, Cornelia Stradwit,

who had her own phone in her own phone number?

Dustin, Microserson, Tony Baker, the rest of us working class.

We made our way

to the world.

We had to walk

to the living room

to take a phone call

and a nigga just reached

over and pick up a

class.

There's a level.

All right.

So this first story,

and also if you don't know,

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