55 - Homunculus
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2016
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo
Spants/Gorgon: Meridith Stepien
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
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| 0:00.0 | Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards, |
| 0:03.4 | a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy, |
| 0:06.5 | the country's most exclusive boarding school. |
| 0:08.9 | Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power, |
| 0:12.7 | money, and sex collide in a game of life and death. |
| 0:15.9 | Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free on Wondering Plus. |
| 0:24.8 | The following podcast is not real, |
| 0:27.3 | but it is really part of the Ear Wolf Network. |
| 0:30.4 | Your head is filled with hundreds of tiny bothersome animals, |
| 0:33.5 | and only one creature can hunt them down. |
| 0:35.7 | The throat-vulture. |
| 0:36.8 | Ugh, sorry, the Ear Wolf. |
| 0:38.8 | Oh, also, a mysterious new sponsor for the podcast wants to help you |
| 0:43.2 | send real physical objects to the residents of the Vermilion Minotaur. |
| 0:46.7 | Maybe a candy bar for Chant to Eat Live? |
| 0:49.2 | Mmmmm. |
| 0:50.3 | Just send your candy or whatever to, |
| 0:52.2 | cards against humanity, |
| 0:53.6 | 1-917 North-Eldstown, Chicago, Illinois, 60642. |
| 0:58.7 | Care of Arnie Neacamp, Vermilion Minotaur, |
| 1:01.2 | Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon. |
| 1:03.6 | They say they'll try to shove whatever they can |
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