We are the one, two, three, star losers!

What up everybody, I'm Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I give you the sports

facts. My sports opinions because I am pretty much a sports genius.

What's up, I'm Eddie, I'm the opposite of that. I don't know anything about sports. I'm

your average sports watcher, I'm a fan, but I don't know the who's who and the what's

what's. Your intros get better and better as the days go by. They're more confusing,

more kind of know, you don't know the who's who's in the what's what. What up you

guys, I am Ray, I love to make fun of these guys. I used to give locks, I took a day off,

I may take another day off, I want desperately to have a lock to make you guys money,

but when you're ice cold, just like anything else in life, you got to take a day or two off.

Yeah, feel me on that one. You've been ice cold ice cold. Coach, did you get batteries

for the shocker? No, I didn't. Okay, we forgot again. No, no, I just didn't have time.

Okay, I'm in busy and there's a lot to talk about today, so I didn't I felt like the

game we can play it at any time. I just wanted to introduce it that day and then I forgot

it. The battery didn't work. Okay, then we move on and now I mean, it's up to you.

I have batteries right here if you want to fill it up. It's up to you. Well, you got the

big battery. I got the batteries that we need. Oh, look at you. So what? Wait, no, you didn't.

Right? These are it. No, it's a different kind of battery. You had me put my tongue on that

square battery. Oh, you're right. I don't have that kind of battery. You're right. Oh, look

it. My bad. So Eddie's now learning that different devices take different sized batteries.

No, I look at Eddie taking initiative. I was like, he was going to be the hero. Yeah. And

now he's a zero. And we all know the average American household remote takes double A. That's

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