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The Golden Ratio Podcast

55. Don't Taze Me, Bro

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Cocktail of the week: Rash Decision from This Podcast Will Kill You Queso is one tooth down, Riley is some kidney function down, and Tastes of the Keys including a story of that time GR Mom got Tazed! GET VACCINATED!

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0:00.0

It's Kato, Kayso, she has a fluffy faceo. She lives here with us in the poplizo.

0:17.0

Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Rangeageo podcast. I am Jen.

0:23.8

Your mom. Join as always by jare dad. Okay so is just randomly barking in the kitchen.

0:28.4

She wants more snacks. Those fish snacks are well scented and delish, apparently.

0:35.0

I can smell them over here, so I guess yes.

0:38.0

So we have some fancy new podcast equipment.

0:41.0

We've got like these bendy mic stands in place of the

0:45.4

cookbooks that we had on the table so that's pretty good. Yeah I vowed not to

0:50.1

talk about the equipment today because I figured I was doing it too much anyway so I'm not gonna

0:53.8

Okay, that's fine. I'll talk about it, but I know it's just a complex ploy of yours to try to get me closer to the mic by

1:00.0

jamming it in my face. You still need to be closer to the mic. Oh my God.

1:06.0

You should feel your warm breath reflecting back to you from the P screen.

1:10.5

That sounds totally unpleasant. I mean it's the reality of broadcast life,

1:14.7

to our dead. Borderlight unsanitary.

1:17.0

Okay, the cocktail of the week this week is the cocktail that we had last night, which is the

1:26.2

rash decision.

1:28.6

It is a quarantini from this podcast will kill you, one of our favorite podcasts.

1:33.0

It's from their measles episode,

1:36.0

so that's why it's called the Rosh decision.

1:38.0

The concept is not actually very nice.

1:41.0

It's a tequila, lime juice, ginger liqueur, and grenadine,

1:49.3

plus a couple cherries to kind of look like the rashes that you get. So it's sort of pinky top it with

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