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Hey, all you nice and wonderful people, fans, everybody.

As you know, Green Bay lost today inexplicably unexplainable, unfathomably lost today to the Seahawks.

It's been really rough on me the last couple of hours.

So, you know, just to give you an update, I immediately kicked my dog in the face as hard as I could.

I delivered divorce papers to my wife, drank three bottles of whiskey straight from the bottle,

and then I bet our life savings on the Indianapolis Colts before their game started.

So, needless to say, things that fall in the part in my life, I'm leaving my family and everything.

I'm moving to New Orleans, and I'm going to be a bouncer in a strip club there on Bourbon Street.

I've changed my name from Matt Carter to Mart Carlson.

And, you know, I probably won't be around.

You probably won't be seeing me around anymore.

I mean, you know, unless you're in New Orleans, come see me.

I have two-per-one drink specials, I think.

But, Toby and Joey, I mean, I can't speak for them, but it's possible that they'll still keep doing bad Christian, the podcast and everything.

They're going to be doing live shows next week, the podcast live in Indianapolis, Nashville, Atlanta, and Charleston.

That's the 28th, 29th, 30th, and 31st of this month.

Go to badcrishing.com, forward slash BCPod Live to get your tickets.

You can even get them for free, you can get on a waiting list, or you can name your own price and register your ticket right now.

The great news is these shows are going to fill up. They're almost full now.

If you're in the BC Club already, thank you, you get in free.

If you want to get on the waiting list, that's free.

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