Hello you guys guys welcome to episode 54 of the Smush Farm the

podcast the deep dives in the well known and more importantly not so

well known hookups of your favorite reality TV stars it's me Troy

McKee how are you I hope you're doing well I'm not I'm gonna be honest I woke up today

You're I had a Hollywood night. I had what you would call a Hollywood night. Have I ever explained to you guys what a Hollywood night is on this podcast? Have we talked about that yet? The definition of a

Hollywood night. Let me just get into it really quickly. A Hollywood night is like

it's a night that you, that's just purely debaucherous, like it really is like not who you are.

And the term originated from my, maybe 10 years ago when we were in college,

we were going out for like our first like

college New Year's party and our parents obviously knew we were going to be

fucking hammered like we were going to all be just like a complete unsafe mess, basically.

And my friend's mom called her and was like, you know, just make sure that, you know, you're safe tonight,

don't do anything stupid if you need me

call me you know bring pepper spray whatever and she told her the story and she

had it on speakerphone and it truly changed the trajectory of our lives.

But she had the fun on speaker phone.

And she told her this story about how, you know, she had a friend in college who, you know, she called her one night from athon and she had crawled out of some guys bedroom window on a roof and she jumped off the roof and lost her shoes and

she asked her to come get her because you know she had a Hollywood night and she said you know that's

a Hollywood night and it really changed our lives like when it gives you like a definitive

when somebody says how was your night and you say it was a

Hollywood night you you kind of already know what that means you know what I mean it means

that they woke up with like some dirty weave stuck to the ends of their hair, you know, nowhere near their scalp.

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