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Lewis Black's Rantcast

#55 - Al Roker You're Nuts

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The good news of the week: Lewis' Baltimore Orioles finally won a game! Also, he had a birthday. The bad news: the endless cycle of problems of the world. Hurricanes, COVID, Afghanistan, the assault on voting rights. The same horrors on repeat, all with a moronic dose of grandstanding and unnecessary risk. First up is Lewis’ mainstream media pal Al Roker, who, as he is wont to do, reported about a hurricane from within said hurricane. Is this really required? If we have announcers calling baseball games remotely, why can’t Al report about the weather from the comfort and safety of a TV studio. We know you’re committed Al, but this seems like a crazy level of dedication to the job. This particular weather system hit a little too figuratively close to home for your host, whose grandmother was also named Ida. For those of you familiar with Lewis’ mother, it really should have been called Hurricane Jeannette. Next, on the foreign affairs front, Sen. Lindsay Graham wants to impeach the current president for the debacle in Afghanistan. By that metric all of the last four presidents could have been removed from office, and while the focus on foreign threats is important, why does domestic terrorism always get treated like an unwanted step-child? Ignoring it won’t make it go away. Meanwhile the former leader has thrown his support behind former NJ Generals star running back Herschel Walker in his bid to win a Senate seat from Georgia. Some important context: the former leader owned that USFL team and paid Herschel Walker a lot of money in the 1980s, the former leader almost single-handedly bankrupted the USFL, and Herschel Walker lives in Texas. Finally, to round out the crazy train, a St. Louis taxi company is refusing service to riders who wear masks or are vaccinated. The owner of the company is proud that Missouri is one of the three states with the lowest vaccination rate. The lesson here is that there are two kinds of crazy: the Al Roker funny-crazy that leads one to maybe irresponsibly report about a hurricane from within, and the truly psychotic variety that not only denies reality, but actively promotes that delusional view of the world to the detriment of the greater society.  While Lewis couldn’t celebrate his birthday with a grand party, the best gift you can give him is to send in your rants. And this week’s submissions were quite a present, with rants about the end of the American experiment in democracy, the tribulations of a spouse who forgets to turn off the bathroom light, a query into why Lewis’ fall tour dates mostly skip the Midwest, and a plea to the organizers of the Red Neck Rave to keep their toxic stew away from the nearby Mammoth Caves National Park. Also, this highly controversial stance: okra is inedible. Lewis’ latest special, Thanks For Risking Your Life is available now! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE New episodes arrive every Wednesday. SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the rubber chicken says,

0:22.3

Oh, wow. If Donald Trump is backing the run of Hershal Walker for the Senate, then maybe he'd back my run for office.

0:36.7

But what do I know?

0:37.8

I'm just a rubber chicken.

0:40.0

Well, you can call him on your own dime, okay?

0:42.9

Maybe he'll back you, I don't know.

0:44.8

Well, we'll find out some other time because we've got to get on with Rantcast, number 55, entitled

0:52.4

Al Roker, you is Kray Kray, or Al Roker, you is cray cray. Orrower, you are crazy. You are a, that's unbelievable.

1:03.0

A long time ago, I made a joke about way, way, way, way back about Al Roker and him being a weatherman.

1:15.7

And this certainly shows a commitment that is bordering on the psychotic.

1:19.9

I just read when I lined to read a tweet from him in that he'd made the decision to go there.

1:25.2

I thought they sent him there as some sort of a penance that he had to do.

1:29.0

Are you kidding me?

1:31.7

First of all, I've never understood why you have people reporting

1:35.4

from the middle of hurricanes, okay?

1:37.2

It's a hurricane.

1:38.2

Put a camera out there, okay?

1:39.9

Put nine cameras out there.

1:41.3

And let them watch what it is from some other place, okay?

1:45.9

For God's sake, they were announcing baseball games from other cities.

1:50.0

What the fuck's the matter?

1:51.1

What is the matter with people?

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