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The Basement Yard

#549 - Picking Your Nose Is Cool

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.914.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:06.5

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:08.3

I'm here with Frank, who just told Ant he's a beautiful boy multiple times in a row.

0:12.3

What was that about?

0:14.1

What a good-looking boy?

0:15.2

No, I didn't stop.

0:17.2

You did say it.

0:18.0

You said it.

0:18.4

I, he does this to us all the time. My beautiful boys when we walk in. So I decided to place it right back to him. I gave him a beautiful boy. You gave him too, but the second one was like, fucking beautiful. Yeah, you literally did do that. I mean, I'm in admiration. I think he's a good looking guy. I want to make sure that I give him the proper credit where credit is due. When you do that, that sucks. I'll tell you that. You know, like this? What is that? Yeah. I don't know. That was cute. Do you guys, did you guys do family portraits growing up? Yeah, I did. You did? like white people for real yeah I know but I'm white too

0:56.2

I think I did one when I was like a baby. I remember the baby one of you. You're in like an old-timey sailor's costume or some shit? Yeah, I look like I own a cereal company or something. Like it was, yeah, me and Keith, for like Easter, my mom would dress us up like cabbage bash cabbage bash dolls or something. Yeah, Becca's parents did that, too. I remember when we were buying our house, her mom, like, gave her, like, a basket full of, like, these were your baby clothes. And it was like, it looked like it was made out of yarn from fucking Michaels. Yeah, yeah. Like, these people are on the Titanic. Like, that's what it kind of looks like. Well, they lived out in Oregon, so they were as close to, like, you know, like, living on the Oregon Trail hippies as you could possibly be, you know?

1:36.3

How old were you, like, do you still do family portraits?

1:39.8

No.

1:40.4

When did you think you stopped?

1:42.2

It stopped it.

1:42.9

It was just me and my sister. I don't think my parents joined in. That's not a family portrait at all. It was before your brothers. It was before my brothers. So I was young. But they wouldn't be in the photos with you? I think they got in for a couple, but I just distinctly remember just the ones with me and my sisters. I was holding roses. I was in a white button down. Oh shit. You were doing Macy's type of shit? I mean, I did him as an adult.

2:04.6

Did you? Yeah, you don't remember that like the picture in my house. I like... Oh, yeah, but that was just you. No, there was... Oh, you all were in that. That's right. all had them and there was another one like we were because we did it for like

2:15.7

christmas one year my sister organized it and she was like let's get playful with it

2:18.9

so there was like because, like, we were, because we did it for like Christmas one year. My sister organized it and she was like, let's get playful with it. So there was like, because you go to these places and they have like props that you could use. So one was like a rock. So I like went on the rock and like kicked my feet up. Did you do family portraits like every year growing up? No, no, no, no. I remember we did them like as babies.

2:35.4

I don't remember it as babies,

2:50.0

but I know we did it as babies. You do family portraits right now. Like portraits is a stretch. We're not like going to a studio to do them. But you're like outside there's a photographer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do a photo shoot. Yeah, photos. Yeah, like a portrait. Yes, I guess, I guess. When does that stop, do you think?

2:53.2

Selfishly, like a portrait. I guess, I guess, I guess. When does that stop, do you think?

2:53.3

Selfishly, I hope never. Right. Like, I hope we have them every year forever. I'm sure the kids are going to get to a certain point where it's like, they don't want to do this anymore. Yeah. It's weird that this is coming up because you brought this up, right? Because I'm literally, we are booked for a family portrait.

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